1 month ago
"Don’t fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."
- xx
1 month ago
I turn bi whenever im watching The City. Whitney Port is sizzling.
2 months ago
HAHHAHAHA. THIS IS SO FUNNY.
2 months ago
10 Beautiful Apple iPhone concept.
this widen my eyes when i first woke up from sleep this afternoon.
love em.
2 months ago
Shut up and EAT!
Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.